Posted 5 minutes ago

dragonsroar:

improvement meme! first was drawn when I was 10. been a long time!

Posted 6 minutes ago

sassyvalkyrie:

interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

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Posted 6 minutes ago

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Dog Tumblr Posts

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Posted 7 minutes ago
Posted 7 minutes ago

the-rainbow-bridge-of-asgard:

hannibalhaswari:

feminishblog:

notionsofbelonging:

I think this is the most relevant thing I’ve seen on Tumblr

They should require that these are put up inside schools. It’s the least they could do as a reminder, because this is sure as hell not taught in the classrooms.

Maybe it’s because none of these would help you get a job in the future?

I’m pretty sure leadership, resourcefulness, reliability, motivation, self discipline would be really good for getting a job 

(Source: anythingthatmoves)

Posted 7 minutes ago

nicoapologist:

narusbooty:

matesprit:

bootlegprecious:

kams88:

Stand up to injustice and hatred.

Look at that jackass go “I - I don’t like it”, as if it even matters. Sit yo stupid ass down, boy.

tumblr likes to post these kind of things without context, but i figured before everyone starts hating this guy they should know that his name is yousef erakat, a muslim youtuber from palestine, and he is performing a social experiment to see how people would react to someone attacking a woman in a hijab.

the video is here for people who want to watch it

”it’s her choice ” my ass . I’m pretty sure she was forced to wear that thing by her family , religion and stuff  

Look at this asshole.

Laugh at this asshole.

I’m a muslim, and at the age of thirteen, my mum and dad asked me if I wanted to wear a hijab. I said I’d think on it, and then later replied with no.

My sister said yes.

Almost every muslim woman (except for the bullshit propaganda your uneducated ignorant ass sees on CNN) is given the choice to wear a hijab.

Why don’t you take your ignorant comments and shove them up your ass, before I bitch slap you so hard you smash into the surface of the fucking sun.

Fucking asshole.

Posted 8 minutes ago

http://lillianorchid.tumblr.com/post/95959392718/bideanw-bideanw-so-apparently-i-was-singing

bideanw:

bideanw:

SO APPARENTLY I WAS SINGING DISNEY TOO LOUD AND MY NEIGHBOURS GOT MAD AND THIS GIRL WHO COULD ONLY BE LIKE 2 YEARS OLDER THAN ME AND WAS REALLY ATTRACTIVE WAS LIKE “you’re singing really loud” AND I’M IN MY FUCKING PJS AND I’M JUST LIKE “but disney” AND SHE JUST CAME…

Posted 9 minutes ago
officialfrenchtoast:

the-black-mrrogers:

insipidrainbow:

chadleymacguff:

*mortal combat voice* FINISH HIM

SHE USED THE FORCE OF HIM PULLING HER TO HELP PROPEL HERSELF ONTO HIM. THAT’S SOME TACTICAL THINKING DAMN. 

she beat his ass with flip flops on thats some serious skill

the other dude that shows up is literally the same dude what the fuck

officialfrenchtoast:

the-black-mrrogers:

insipidrainbow:

chadleymacguff:

*mortal combat voice* FINISH HIM

SHE USED THE FORCE OF HIM PULLING HER TO HELP PROPEL HERSELF ONTO HIM. THAT’S SOME TACTICAL THINKING DAMN. 

she beat his ass with flip flops on thats some serious skill

the other dude that shows up is literally the same dude what the fuck

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

Posted 13 minutes ago
ultrafacts:

set-phasers-to-gay:

j-to-rule-the-world:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts, Click HERE to follow Ultrafacts

Well somebody finally gets it!

Every school should be like mine: four hours a day, three time slots you can attend (morning at 8, afternoon at 12, evening at 5), online classes in case you miss a day, english and math direct instruction, bus stop close by, you can graduate early if you want, you can switch time slots if you need to, and they respect if you have a mental disorder/want to be addressed by a different name or by diff pronouns. You can listen to music, too, and everyone is super chill. Small classes where everyone minds their own business and gets their work done. That is how school should be.

ultrafacts:

set-phasers-to-gay:

j-to-rule-the-world:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts, Click HERE to follow Ultrafacts

Well somebody finally gets it!

Every school should be like mine: four hours a day, three time slots you can attend (morning at 8, afternoon at 12, evening at 5), online classes in case you miss a day, english and math direct instruction, bus stop close by, you can graduate early if you want, you can switch time slots if you need to, and they respect if you have a mental disorder/want to be addressed by a different name or by diff pronouns. You can listen to music, too, and everyone is super chill. Small classes where everyone minds their own business and gets their work done. That is how school should be.

Posted 14 minutes ago

liphttam1:

robotsatthedisco:

the-blood-thief:

Let’s put this

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in this

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lETKS NOT LETSU FCKING NOT DOTH AT AT ALL EVER

Hey if you’re an Oculus owner like me and want a horror game where you sit at a desk and don’t move at all try Don’t Let Go. Pretty fun and immersive.

Posted 14 minutes ago
Last week a guy asked me out on a party. I refused(politely) and then he became a cute yorkshire terrier as a side effect. I'm keeping him as a pet now, but people insist that I should try to reverse the "curse" instead. However, he used to bark and chase his own tail as a man, but now as a dog he likes to play the violin and read mystery books. It's better to keep him like this, don't you agree?
Anonymous asked

asexualfactoftheday:

i wish men turned into literal dogs when i rejected them. you’re lucky anon.

Posted 14 minutes ago
sixpenceee:

physicswithbalzer:

sixpenceee:

This study was published in the New England Journal of Medicine
A study has shown that a fake surgery is just as good as a real surgery when it comes to reducing pain in patient’s who have a torn knee cartilage.
Researchers in Finland studied two sets of patients (one that received the surgery, and another that was led to believe that it had) and observed no significant differences in improvement between the groups after one year. 
These implications are profound. Millions of people spend ridiculous amount of money for surgeries each year. Are some types of surgery really necessary? Is simply telling someone they are about to go through an effective surgery good enough? 
It’s up to debate but the study’s sample size was relatively small about 146 patients. Further investigation is needed. 
SOURCE
I have a masterpost on neuroscience that has a section dedicated to mind over matter interactions, if anyone is interested: MASTERPOST

Jesus fuck, this is in the WSJ, it’s real. It’s real and my life is now complete. Humans are amazing and also fucking morons. The human body is a twat.
I LOVE HUMANS.

Things like these deserve more attention! 

sixpenceee:

physicswithbalzer:

sixpenceee:

This study was published in the New England Journal of Medicine

A study has shown that a fake surgery is just as good as a real surgery when it comes to reducing pain in patient’s who have a torn knee cartilage.

Researchers in Finland studied two sets of patients (one that received the surgery, and another that was led to believe that it had) and observed no significant differences in improvement between the groups after one year. 

These implications are profound. Millions of people spend ridiculous amount of money for surgeries each year. Are some types of surgery really necessary? Is simply telling someone they are about to go through an effective surgery good enough? 

It’s up to debate but the study’s sample size was relatively small about 146 patients. Further investigation is needed. 

SOURCE

I have a masterpost on neuroscience that has a section dedicated to mind over matter interactions, if anyone is interested: MASTERPOST

Jesus fuck, this is in the WSJ, it’s real. It’s real and my life is now complete. Humans are amazing and also fucking morons. The human body is a twat.

I LOVE HUMANS.

Things like these deserve more attention! 

Posted 15 minutes ago
moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.


fixed it.

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

fixed it.

(Source: memewhore)

Posted 21 minutes ago

Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker

  1. real hacker: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
  2. movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in
  3. real hacker: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
  4. movie hacker: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
  5. real hacker: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
  6. movie hacker: Want me to break into the CIA next?
  7. real hacker: I don't even think you should attempt to...
  8. movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in