petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy
When she saw him time slowed to a stop. He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him. The one. The first boy she would ever kill.
"…is that a cardboard cutout of Thor?"
"HE HAD A THING NOW DO YOU WANT THE DAMN DORITO OR NOT"
omg im gomen this stopped being funny after i had more than two hours of sleep but it’s been on my hard drive since i saw iron man 3 so i quickly finished and posted it
If Benedict Cumberbatch (a man who used to say “Oh Crumpets!”) is now seeing how many swear words he can fit into one four-minute interview as well as pinching your arse and flipping you off in public, who, exactly, do you think is to blame for that, Martin?!?
Im at corporate place again